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Mysterious Rashes

I have one on my face. After confirming with 10 different doctors that it isn’t any of the following: herpes zoster ( SAY WHAT? Calm down, it’s the same as the chicken pox virus), small pox, an allergic reaction to a bug bite, an allergic reaction to sun exposure, an allergic reaction to ANYTHING, deadly, or contagious it turns out that THEY STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

FUCK YOU MODERN MEDICINE!

You can tell me who would win fight between a ninja and a spartan:   http://www.spike.com/show/31082 

but you can’t tell me what the hell is on my face even after you cut a piece of it off?! I’m a sad puppy right now.